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Here it is Christmas Eve, and I’m jazzed up.

It’s been a couple of years since I’ve had a Christmas that wasn’t surrounded in some type of monotonous dreaded activity. Last year, I was moving into my current home. On this very day, boxes, clutter, and a strange guy installing fans on my ceilings with his large wife in tow surrounded me. Nothing can beat the three consecutive Christmases I spent on Oahu, including one seven days before I left the service.

“Wow, Hawaii,” you say, “must be nice!” No, not really.

I did get my shopping finished with two small trips. The gifts are not sexy, but functional, efficient, and hopefully will lead to fun.

For festive family outings, I have been assigned as The Beverage Keeper. I buy the soda and water for the parties. I don’t remember how I received this perpetual assignment, probably bought drinks sometime back when a bind popped up. It does fit me and I fulfill the task well. It sure the hell beats making a food dish for the outing.

I went out this morning to buy the drinks at a local supermarket and found it bitterly cold. I mean, I had a skullcap and sweater on, and still found it painful. I scooted into and out of the store nearly shivering. My steering wheel was cold for a while even after the heater had cranked up. I used a feature on my cell phone that gives out the current temperature. At 0800, it was 30 degrees. It’s barely raised since then, and now with fog. Damn cold in Bakersfield lately.

Merry Christmas folks.

EDIT: The photo and post title are from a fancy holiday gift bag.

6 Responses to “The”

  1. HOAT Says:

    Merry Christmas to all!!

    I am settled into my apartment in Savannah now, but I am at my sister’s house in SC now, hence the web connection.

  2. Sonicrusk Says:

    HOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. bernie kosar Says:

    Did I leave that one behind? Oh well, Merry Christmas to all!!!

    My Christmas link of the year:

    photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/1908/1164/1600/353473/evil%20corporate%20santa.jpg

  4. Sonicrusk Says:

    That poster speaks the truth.

  5. Al Swearengen Says:

    I’m only into Christmas because of the kids at this point…all I got was a frying pan, and I was completely satisfied as far as that goes…the holidays in general just bum me out. Too many people around, too many places to go, not enough sunlight…bad combination. By this past Monday I was ready to kill. VERY glad it’s back to normal…and while I’m on this topic, F-Easter! All this arbitrary calander block bullshit - - - - - - - I’ll hide the eggs and enjoy all that, but corned beef/cabbage is a meal I could do without.

    I really hate this country sometimes, and the holidays only accentuate the urge to set fire to a flag. How we can all put on a happy face and just remain oblivious to the shit happenign in our name across the world right now is indicative of why our time on this planet will be short…we’re primitive organisms, very selfish and prone to consider apathy the vice of suckers.

    When we’re gone and the galaxy has absorbed our messages in full, the only thing they’ll find worthy of distribution will be the Simpsons episodes!

  6. n.l. belardes Says:

    and a Happy New Year!

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